Carl Reiner	...	(Director)
Carl Reiner, George Gipe	...	(Writer)
Steve Martin	...	Rigby Reardon
Rachel Ward	...	Juliet Forrest
Alan Ladd	...	Gunman at Cheese Factory (archive footage)
Carl Reiner	...	Juliet's Butler/Field Marshall Wilfred von Kluck
Barbara Stanwyck	...	Leona Hastings (archive footage)
Ray Milland	...	Sam Hastings (archive footage)
Ava Gardner	...	Kitty Collins (archive footage)
Burt Lancaster	...	Swede Anderson (archive footage)
Humphrey Bogart	...	Marlowe (archive footage)
Cary Grant	...	Man in Train Compartment (archive footage)
Ingrid Bergman	...	F.X. Huberman (archive footage)
Veronica Lake	...	Monica Stillpond (archive footage)
Bette Davis	...	Doris Devermont (archive footage)
Lana Turner	...	Jimmie Sue Altfeld (archive footage)
Edward Arnold	...	Jimmie Sue's Father (archive footage)

Comments: Laugh... or I'll blow your lips off!

Summary: Juliet Forrest (Rachel Ward) is convinced that the reported death of her father in a mountain car crash was no accident. Her father was a prominent cheese scientist working on a secret recipe. To prove it was murder, she enlists the services of private eye Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin). He finds a slip of paper containing a list of people who are "The Friends and Enemies of Carlotta." Searching for answers, Rigby encounters assorted low-lives: dangerous men and women who were the hallmarks of the classic detective movies of the 40's and 50's. Filming in black and white allows scenes from old movies to be cut into this film. It is through this process that Rigby's assistant is none other than Philip Marlowe (Humphrey Bogart) himself.